If these cats could talk: Here we go again?

That hurt!
You bit me you silly little Crocodile kitty!

Good!

(I am in black text and Crocodile kitty is in red)

Hey! That's not nice!

I DON'T CARE

Well you should!

Why? Who are you?

Why are you looking at me?

Why am I in here?

Don't I get a lawyer?

This is unlawful containment!

I've been cat napped!

Stop looking at me!!

I said stop! STAAAAAAWWWWP

Relax little one.

Little kitty big teeth

Yes thank you, I experienced them.

That's right I am strong and I will eat you!

You are just scared.

Don't tell me what I am, you don't know me!

I can see it in your eyes.

Ya well, stop looking at me.

How old are you? 6 maybe 7 weeks old?

I'm 500.

You are not 500.

Fine. I'm not 500.

Where are we going?

My place.

I was fine where I was.

Oh? So you were nice and warm on a stairwell cornered between recycling boxes?

That's where I was. Not where I am from.

Well where are you from?

I'm from....um... Crap, mom told me to remember.

Where is your mom?

Probably looking for me.

Shes gonna be mad when I am not home for lunch!

Maybe you should have stayed where she told you to!

Now where was that?

I don't know!

I want my lawyer!

Why? Your the one that bit me.

It was self defense. You scared me!

See told you that you were scared.

Of course I was you giant weird thing!

I'm a human.

Good for you.

I'm a cat.

I know.

You know everything don't you.

No, I don't know where your siblings are or how many. Or where your mom is.

That makes two of us.

Why aren't you eating?

What the crap is this? This isn't a mouse. Is is meat?

It can't be meat. It looks like... Well it looks like barf.

Welcome to the world of commercial cat food.

I ain't hungry.

Suit yourself.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I dunno, check.

So you can bite me again? I think I will wait till you stop looking at me like I am a monster.

Monster with a bite mark on it's finger.

Proud of yourself?

A little.

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I suspected the cat had never tried commercial cat food before, so I tried a can of Royal Canin Baby Cat...Yes I dislike the brand. Their baby cat wet food is easy to eat and I can put it in a syringe if needed.
I can also put some in kitties mouth - which I did.
I wrapped kitty up in a blanket - then checked to see if it was male or female.
It's a girl!

She refused to swallow the food.
I held her for a little while then placed her back in her hiding spot.
I suspect she will eat the food off the plate while I am gone.

After a few hours she finally ate the food.
Another few hours later I gave her some more - she again waited till I was gone to eat.

She needed a name.
I wanted to give her a name that had something to do with Devils Night - since I caught her today.
I searched different names - different languages and could not find something that suited her.
I then came across a name that I liked because it was also the name of one of my favorite band's CDs

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