Human
Ebony
Ebony
This is getting ridiculous.
What is?
THIS! This cage! My abode, my apartment, the force field which blocks me ability to run like a mad kitty around the store!.
Oh that.
Yes that.
I'm working on it.
Work harder!
Why don't you learn to be held like a normal kitty!?
Why? Why should I conform to society?
I'm different. Let me be different!
How do I carry you?
Like a baby bat.
How do you want to be carried ?
Like a baby bat.
Exactly, I am not trying to change you.
I am just saying that initially, the humans would like to be able to hold you.
I will teach them how to hold you like you want, but you need to relax a bit.
I will teach them how to hold you like you want, but you need to relax a bit.
Not everyone knows how to hold you like a baby bat.
Apparently there are many wrong ways.
Apparently there are many wrong ways.
It's not that difficult. I try and help.
You fail at helping, little miss squirmy pants.
Well they are doing it wrong! It's all wrong.
I'm bored.
I have no friends.
Why is that?
Because I tell off anyone you put me with.
So whats the solution?
Adoption.
Yes but before that?
Carry me.
I do, but for the rest of the day what should you do?
Mope.
Ebony!
I don't know!
Can I try bringing Charlie in again?
He likes being held like you do.
He likes being held like you do.
He does? You never told me that last time!
I did, you were busy trying to act all mean.
You should add acting to my resume.
Sure. I will put it under Highly Dramatic.
Stop typing and carry me human!
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