You can meow if you want to

Human
Sebby 

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Hey human, I wrote a song.

You did?

Well I re wrote a song. 

How so?

'The Kitty Dance'

We can meow if we wanna,
 you can leave those woofs behind.

Cuz my friends all meow
 and if they don't meow 
then their no friends of mine. 

Meow, we can hide where we want to

A place they will never find

We can act like we came from under the couch

So the real spot they'll never find.

We can meow

Or hiss!

We can meow when we want to

The night is young and so am I

We can dress real cool with no doggie drool

In our capes which are super fine!

Meow, we can be bat crap crazy if we want to.

If we don't nobody will!

We can act really rude, with cat attitude.

I can act like I'm king of the hill.

We can meow, they can meow

Cats should be in control!

We can meow, you can meow

Some of us have extra toes

We can meow, you can meow

Everybody check you paws

We can meow you can meow

Everybody sharpen your claws!

Ah ah ah its they kitty dance

Its the kitty dance

We can meow if we want to

Cuz we got life times nine

If we don't use it maybe will lose it? 

Lets meow cuz were in our prime!

And we can meow if we wanna,
 you can leave those woofs behind.

Cuz my friends all meow
 and if they don't meow 
then their no friends of mine.

 

We can meow, you can meow

Some of us have extra toes

We can meow, you can meow

Everybody check you paws

We can meow you can meow

Everybody sharpen your claws!

Ah ah ah its they kitty dance

Its the kitty dance

 

We can meow

They can meow

Everybody shake your paws

We can meow 

They can meow

Everybody show us your claws.

It's the kitty dance, yeah the kitty dance.
The kitty dance, it's the kitty dance.

We will meow

They will meow

All of you better freaking meow

You can meow

She can meow

Not him

But you over there you can meow.

Meow!

Its the kitty dance!

*Written by Sebastian

I gotta say, its actually a pretty good improvement on the song.

Its a chart topper.

I'm gonna be on MTV

Maybe even Ellen!

I betcha she would give me a cape! One made just for me!

It would be just like Supermans cape, but Blue and Green. 
Cuz red is not my colour.

I would be famous!

I could meet Grumpy Cat!

We could go on a date!

I could meet that scary Grey kitty and we can plot out world domination!

Me ans lil bub can go play!

I could meet Batman and rub it in Zulu and Maus face!

Oh!! Marilyn Manson could do a kick ass version of The Kitty Dance!

Then Miley Cyrus will try and do one and we can sue her! 
Or rescue that kitty that she forces to sing her song.

I will be famous and I could do an episode of NCIS! 
Abby can find me and I will help her solve a crime.
Gibbs will invite me over to hang out in his basement!

I could be a prison kitty on Orange is the new Black!
Just visiting of course.

Oh!! I could be a Zombie kitty on The Walking Dead!! 

I could..

Sebby

Be..

Sebby

Famous!

Sebby!

WHAT!

You have too much time on your paws. 

Not if this song goes viral.

Sebby, its never gonna happen.

Hey, a kitty can dream.

Dream On Sebby... Dream On.

You mean Purr On?

I think I found my next song!

I need to get out more.