In 2015??

Human Top Ten New Years Resolutions

1. Lose Weight
2. Save Money
3.Quit Certain Bad Habits
4. Eat Better
5. Expand Education
6. Get a Better Job/Raise
7. Fall in Love
8. Get Out of Debt
9. Be a Better Human - Volunteer, Recycle.. stuff like that
10. Get Off Your Ass - Get out more, exercise, vacation

If these are made at Midnight - Chances are we break half of them by 12:05

Feline Top Ten New Years Resolutions

1. Kick the Catnip Addiction

2. Cut Back on Treats 

3. Sleep More

4. Learn To Open Doors

5. Refrain From Tossing Toys Under Stove

6. Learn To Type For Self ( seriously, humans have no idea! cut back on the nip?? WHY?)

7. Turn M sound  into N sound Because Meow really means NOW

8. Become Internet Star

9. Continue Plotting World Domination... these things take time

10. CATCH RED DOT

Now lets see what the cats of the internet have to say....

 

Someone needs to get that kitty a bigger basket. 

                                            Seriously? Your Human is rich.. quit your bitching.

 

I have much faith in their ability to keep these resolutions. 

 

Well Fluffy, it's a good start. 

 

Of course more naps!

 

Saving the humans from exercising one kitty at a time.

What ever you plan to do, plan to change, or even hope to plan to change...

Remember that if it were up to your cat - you would be a hermit that smelled like bacon. 

To your cat you are a- crazy neat freak super busy workaholic, who sleeps too little and needs to sit down watch TV and take more naps. 

So yay! You are not as lazy as a cat!

Good for you!