Christmas Carols By Sebby - Part 1

Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
How Ouchy are your branches 
With prickly needles everywhere
I want to pull out all my hair
Oh Christmas Tree 
Oh Christmas Tree
How Ouchy are your branches

Oh Christmas Tree 
Oh Christmas Tree
Your water it doth poison me
With dripping sap and preservatives
You fire retardant additive 
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
Your water it doth poison me  

Oh Christmas Tree 
Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments I shall kill thee
The sparkly bulbs 
and twinkly lights
The tree topper put up a fight
Oh Christmas Tree 
Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments I shall horde thee

Oh Christmas Tree 
Oh Christmas Tree
Your smell it taunts me
You wreak of nature
not of me, I shall fix that 
with a little pee
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
Your smell it taunts me

By Sebby

Joy to the Cat

Joy to the World , that Sebby is here!
Let the humans believe I'm King;
Let every fart clear the room,
Never let a doggie in the room,
Never let a doggie in the room.
Never, Never..let a doggie in the room!

Joy to the World, the Sebby reigns!
Let them buy me toys.
Like mice and balls, catnip and coils
Repeat this in a week
Repeat, repeat, this in a week

No more let Cubby in my space
Nor let him near my cape
He meows like a nut, incessantly
He is senile bound
He is senile bound
And he and he is senile bound

I rule the world in my awesome cape
It makes me look so cool
The rest of you can drool


The glories of my righteous cape
And wonders of its power
And wonders of its power
 And wonders, wonders, of its power.

Santa Human

Santa human, slip a mousy under the tree, For me.
been an awful bad boy, Santa human,
but ignore that and come anyway.

Santa claws, a 6 foot high kitty condo will do,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you here,
Santa Ho Ho, so hurry cuz I'm sleepy tonight!
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the times that I haven't hissed!
Next year I could almost be good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,
Santa fat guy, I wanna a boat
with life jackets cuz I don't float,
Been an bad boy all year,
Santa weirdo, so maybe you should instil more fear?
Santa human, there's one thing I really do need,
More food
A bowl that's all mine,
Santa hairy face, so get your ass to my house tonight.
Santa fat guy, and fill my stocking with a few fishes
And birds.
Give your reindeer to me,
Santa old man, this is taking to long! tonight.
Come and pick up my Christmas tree,
It fell over, it fainted, it wasn't me!
I really do believe it to be true
That you're a smart guy who knows I have tried.
Santa ho ho , forgot to mention one little thing,
A cape.
You should know my size by now.
Santa human, so where the heck are you tonight?
Seriously where are you tonight,
Gimmie stuff, tonight.