In.. on the outside

                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                         Human
                                                                                                                         Sebby
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What does that even mean?

What does what mean?

The title.. In on the outside. 

Oh, well I want to talk about The Cats Den.

Okay, but I still don't get it. 

Ya, because I have not talked about it yet. 

Well hop to it Human.

Bossy boy.

You meant to say.. I am the boss.

Not even a little. 

So what do you think of the outside?

It`s a magical place that I only see from windows or through the carrier door on the wonderful trips to the vet.

Why is it Magical?

Because it's a wonderful place with fun and happiness! 

Fun and happiness? 

Yes I just said that. 

Says who?

Cubby.

Cubby told you this?

Yes.

Cubby lied.

Why would he lie?

Oh I don't know.. did you corner him?

Maybe...

So yeah, Cubby lied. We found him in a stack of tires when he was 4 months old. hungry and scared.

Really? I kinda feel bad for the old guy.

Now who is lying?

Ha, me! What is he now like 50? 

14

Close enough.



Okay, so back on topic. 
Cat's want to go outside.. but they do not want to be on a leash or harness because they are jerks at times. 

True Dat

I think it's wrong to let your cat roam around the neighbourhood...using flowerbeds as litter boxes. Stalking and killing tiny animals for fun. Causing issues with other animals. And just being a pain in the ass in general. 

Could we get some tiny animals? 

No.

I also fear other humans, and vehicles. 
There are some evil people out there that set traps, or put out poison. They just dislike cats or like causing fear and harm. 
Vehicles.. even unintentionally can kill a cat in a second by hitting them as the animals crosses the road. Even the smartest cat can get spooked and bolt onto the road. 
It is different if you live on a large property and there are no neighbours around, or the cat stays on the porch. To each their own, but I say cats are better off indoors. 

The wind in my fur, the warm sun on my butt..

Pay attention Sebby.

What? oh.. ya sorry..continue.

So how do I give my cats the ability to be outside? with the safety of being inside? 
Habitat Haven The Cats Den
( borrowed these images from their site without permission, I am hoping they do not mind) 

  

I think I am in love!

 


 Well my budget is more like this.










  How about we split the difference?






How about you get a job?

I can't! you wont let me outside!

Where do you get these things? 

You can check it out by clicking here. 


I was checking out the photo gallery. They all look so wonderful. You have to get us one now. If you don't I will call PETA.. unlawful containment. 

Really? I will dial, you talk. 

Mean.