Home from the vet

                                                                                                                            HUMAN
                                                                                                                            LAYA
                                                                                                                            LUKE

I often wonder if the cats I deliver to, and pick up from the vet tend to see me as a villain or hero? Or both.. maybe it's both. I abandon them, then I rescue them.

Lets have a conversation with Luke & Laya. They just arrived home from the vet after being fixed.

No really, we are totally listening!

We were never broken!

Technically, Laya.. you had a hernia so you were kinda broken..or at least slightly falling apart.

Touche... 
Well I wasn't broken..now I feel like I am missing something...

Balls.

What?

Testicles.

I do not follow..

They are a part of your anatomy that can turn you into a jackass.

Ha!

Mean.

And me?

Ovaries.
 Removal stops you from having the ability to manufacture tiny meows.

Awww..sad face :(

Well, first they would be in there for over 60 days... then you have to birth them. Then they feed off of you for 8 weeks. They demand your attention, crawl on your head.. bite your tail. Use you as a toy. Wake you from naps...oh then I take them away from you and they go to new families.

WTF
WHY..WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Well Laya, it is a long story. Basically you do not have the money to afford these children.

Money? seriously..does a squirrel have money?
No, he has nuts... unlike your brother.

HAHAHA

Mean. 

Ok, so what you are saying is that in this world a mother needs to be able to support her children in order to keep them?

Umm.

Well...

Listen, you could have like 8 babies at once, then in no time have another 4 or 5.. then yet another litter not long  after that.

Er.. I would be the kitty version of the Dugger family ! pass.

Exactly, and not only that.. but you would have to care for all of these babies as they grow into adults causing trouble, getting lost, having their own babies, getting into things that could hurt them or even kill them.

NO NOT MY BABIES!

Or... they could end up at the Humane Society.

Is that a bad place?

The intentions are good, but there are so many animals in the shelter that finding homes for them can be very hard. Sometimes animals are euthanized because they just can not fit them in the shelter.
Other times a virus gets in and so many get sick.
It is not a good place for meows.
You all deserve a safe and loving home. A family to care for you and provide you the things you can not do for yourself.

I never mentioned going into heat.

Do tell. 

I can not explain what happens on the inside.. but on the outside you are a meowy freak that looks like a possessed contortionist on ecstasy. 

Sounds rather interesting...in a gumby on crack sorta way. 

You act like a horny hooker.

You take that back!

Sorry... a cat in heat tends to act like one.

Okay, so heat = not fun.

Exactly.

What about me? 

You are the jerk that impregnates the female.

Oh...

Regardless if it's your sister or not

Oh..EWW!

nap time

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