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Showing posts with label cat fights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat fights. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

12 Kitties of Christmas - Day 3


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 ..2:00AM Howling
..and a not so lively mousey 
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They think they are so tough!
Some are.. some.. not so much.

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I wonder what goes through a cats head when it is about to pounce on a cat that it lives with.















I watch Sebby go after Cubby

Onyx go after Molly

They generally leave Willow alone.
Why?
Is she high ranking in the pack?
Maybe she is in the middle ...

Sebby thinks that he is boss... maybe he is.
I believe that is the reason he attacks Cubby.
Cubby is the oldest of the group... has been around the longest - but is old and not really a fighter.
Sebby can dominate without getting his butt handed to him.

Onyx is the youngest, he is passive with Willow but aggressive with Molly.

My cats have a pecking order... but it is currently out of whack due to Purrcy.

Purrcy is that kid in class that just does not have any fear..or boundaries.
He will fight anyone, for fun. There is no intention of harming...he may just be an ass.
Or could he be driven to be a leader in a situation where he can not ?

I need the cat whisperer.

Scratch that... I really don't want to know what they are actually thinking.. it would throw off my characters.

Why do cats fight
Because they are jerks?
Some cats are just jerks. Not kidding.
I still love them, but yes... they can be jerks.


There are many reasons cats fight.
Aggression, Domination, Pain, Confusion, Irritation, Territory, Hormones, Lack of personal space...
Those are some ideas.

Check out this article on Cat Behavior, it may answer some questions.

I have never thought about each cat having their own scratching post.. but it makes sense. We all need our own things. Or at least want them.

Vertical living space is something very important to consider.
You could live in a tiny apartment but add perches and high areas for your meow to hang out and you may have a calmer house.

If you have the cash on hand to create a more elaborate vertical paradise... do it!


Sebby, as you probably have read about before - is my rather jerky kitty.
Love him loads...he is still a jackass at times.

He is the instigator.
If I ignore him, he smacks Cubby.
If I scold him...he chases Cubby.

If there is an animal outside the window and it freaks him out.. he attacks Cubby.. or me.

I was on the end of a rather large tantrum - I brought a puppy in the house.
How dare I !!
Sebby seemed alright with Leeyah after the first initial hissy fit.

It was all a lie.

Not sure what happened or how it started.. but Sebby tried to attack Leeyah.














Look at that face! Sebby must have been jealous of how cute she was.

I grabbed Leeyah and held her so he changed his tactics and attacked the back of my legs.

That little bugger bit me and scratched the crap out of my legs.
Of course I had shorts on...

I had to push him away and zip up Leeyah in her crate ( actually the same crate I am using for the baby kittens)

In this situation I decided it would be best to relocate Leeyah to my parents place.
Temporarily ... ha.. that was almost 4 years ago.
Leeyah became a permanent resident after a few months... when I was basically informed that she would be better off with them ( they adore her and she adores them )

She is spoiled and they only live 5 minutes away.

I lucked out..
Not like I would ever have given her up.. I would have figured something out..
Kitty straight jacked for Sebby?

That was the only time he has ever gone bat crap crazy.
In general just smacks Cubby around ..chases him around for a few seconds then gets bored and moves on.

None of the cat fights in my house are fur flying or vicious.
Just jerky.


I think cats are just like people when it comes to picking on or bullying others.

Sebby has had many time outs.












He sits in the bathroom to think about what he has done..
Or drink out of the toilet...

It gives the other cats time to compose themselves .. or hide..

What I need is kitty doors leading into their own spaces.. each kitty having their own special door with facial recognition.
Sure collars would be cheaper.. but I do not like the thought of any of them getting stuck somewhere because of a stupid collar.
That and I swear Sebby would steal the other cats collars.

I give him too much credit... or do I?



Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Let me in!

Human
Sergeant
Augusta
Sebby
Willow
Cubby


















Let me in!

Let me out!

Let me in!

Let me out!

Let her out and let me in!

No & No!

But why not??


First off, I do not take orders from cats!

Like hell you don't...

Second, neither of you know each other.

If I let her out, she will run down stairs, book around the living room.. run into Cubby.. 
Cubby will hiss at her. 
She will then get spooked.. continue to run into the basement.. run into a weirdo kitten.. possibly get freaked out and smack the kitten. 
Turn around, run back up the stairs.
Now she will have a following of foster kittens and nosy cats wondering who she is. 
Sebby will get all flustered, probably start attacking Cubby. 
This will scare her even more, but she will be all turned around and not know where to go! 
She will finally figure out to go back upstairs but the door will be closed because I have now let you into her room with her kittens. 

This leaves her pissed off, confused and scared!

You, my silly little meow.. will walk into a room with three kittens whom you do not know. 
This will scare you and cause you to hiss. 
That will in turn cause them to hiss back. 
Saber will hide because that is what he does. 
Bronson will hiss, swat then hide because it will be his turn. 
Gotham will try and sniff you, but you will freak out and smack him upside the head. 
This will upset the ninja. 
He will then seek higher ground. 
Once he does this.. you will think all is clear. 
You will start sniffing around at their food.  
When you do this, Gotham will pounce on your head. 
You will flip out, jumping into the air, knocking over the bowl of food.
At this point in time a gathering of cats will form around the door outside. They will be listening to the commotion and not notice Momma cat running up the stairs. 
Her arrival will startle them. 
They will jump and hiss. 
Cats will take off in different directions. 

I will open the door and you will run like a chicken out of the room. 

Momma will bolt back into the room.

After the fur stops flying.. You both will blame me for all of the craziness. 

The house will be all upset and nothing good will have been accomplished. 


A simple 'Because I said so' would have sufficed.


BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Happy now?

No, can you let the new kittens out?

Willow.

Yes?

Take this kitty to the Kitten Detention Center. 


Yes Boss!

Right this way little man.

Whaaa?? Hey!
I know it's just a box!


Willow.

Yes?

Remove all the mousies from inside... 

As you wish.

This is ridiculous! I want my lawyer?
When do I get my phone call?

That's enough out of you! 

I know my rights!


No you don't!

Okay, I don't. 

Sebby, what are my rights?



You have the right to shut your fur face. 
Anything you say will by altered to suit my needs and get you into more trouble.  

But??


Human, Seargeant just told you to kiss his butt!
 
Just do your time.

You seriously all watch to much TV.



 



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