Have a....

 
 And every other animal sound I could not think of.....



Please be safe and responsible ! Your pets can't drive - plan ahead!

Just a short poem to say that you are ...

Some people say that over a bridge you will go.

Personally I don't think that to be true, because leaving me is not something you would choose to do.

Beside me is where you would like to be.

Trust that the feeling is the same for me.

There is a part of me missing when I think about your passing.

Vivid memories to remain is all I'm asking.

Tomorrow when I want to cry, when I think of your sweet face.

I shall remember that you are in a better place. 

Turning back the hands of time is not possible for me to do. 

Sadly, I will have to enter a new year without you.

You will be on my mind as I count down the end of the night.

My only solace, my only shining light is knowing that where ever you are, what ever you may do..you are in good company.

For there are many other lost loved ones that gather round you. 

To all those wonderful creatures who allowed us to be a part of their short lives.

In 2015??

Human Top Ten New Years Resolutions

1. Lose Weight
2. Save Money
3.Quit Certain Bad Habits
4. Eat Better
5. Expand Education
6. Get a Better Job/Raise
7. Fall in Love
8. Get Out of Debt
9. Be a Better Human - Volunteer, Recycle.. stuff like that
10. Get Off Your Ass - Get out more, exercise, vacation

If these are made at Midnight - Chances are we break half of them by 12:05

Feline Top Ten New Years Resolutions

1. Kick the Catnip Addiction

2. Cut Back on Treats 

3. Sleep More

4. Learn To Open Doors

5. Refrain From Tossing Toys Under Stove

6. Learn To Type For Self ( seriously, humans have no idea! cut back on the nip?? WHY?)

7. Turn M sound  into N sound Because Meow really means NOW

8. Become Internet Star

9. Continue Plotting World Domination... these things take time

10. CATCH RED DOT

Now lets see what the cats of the internet have to say....

 

Someone needs to get that kitty a bigger basket. 

                                            Seriously? Your Human is rich.. quit your bitching.

 

I have much faith in their ability to keep these resolutions. 

 

Well Fluffy, it's a good start. 

 

Of course more naps!

 

Saving the humans from exercising one kitty at a time.

What ever you plan to do, plan to change, or even hope to plan to change...

Remember that if it were up to your cat - you would be a hermit that smelled like bacon. 

To your cat you are a- crazy neat freak super busy workaholic, who sleeps too little and needs to sit down watch TV and take more naps. 

So yay! You are not as lazy as a cat!

Good for you!

Seriously ?

Trolling the internet I come across a lot of things I really never knew existed.
Not that I need them.. or even want all of them... I just think they are interesting and maybe so will you.

There is no order to these things.. I will just post a bunch of cool.. odd or surprising things..

Kitty Paw Bottle Opener

Okay.. I actually like this. And it's around $5

Winged Cat Gargoyle

Kitty Gargoyle??? Yes please.


Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap

Umm.... No.

Awesome Bumper Sticker

I am not super surprised this exists..I'm just angry that I do not have it.

Hairball Gum

Apparently tastes like bubble gum..

Brainwave controlled cat ears

I have no idea what to say...

Evil Unicorn

HAHAHAHA!!

Advent calendar for your cat

Cute idea, they have one for dogs as well. I prefer a Beer Advent Calendar.



Interesting Cat Book

I can answer that... No...but some people think the Devil does..
I personally think that Cats would rather speak for themselves. They would not want their message to get lost in translation.

Emergency Meow Button

I have one of those, his name is Cubby.. he has no off switch.


Cat in a Cactus Suit

 

wtf???

Me and this company have similar tastes its seems...

Above is a hello kitty cactus

Below is a T-shirt I made a few years ago. 

Since I am not a fantastic .. or even good.. computer type person.. I borrowed the basic Hello Kitty 

shape in order to make my image...but the rest was mine...

I recall adding the skull and cross bone necklace..the zipper... 

One huge difference.. I did not make money off my design. 

grrr.

Time to celebrate ..

We celebrated Boxing day our way... with Boxes!!

 

Phantom was being a poor sport.She did not join in the fun.

 

I tried to lure her into the boxes.. but she wasn't interested.

 

Mina, well she was having a great time... no she is not that long.

 

Athena was very interested in the structure of the boxes. Must be an engineer.

 

Salem checked out all the boxes to make sure they were up to code...

 

Mina really did not care about the structural integrity or size... she just wanted to own them all. 

The big kitties had fun too!

 

Willow tends to pose.

 

They were a bit more laid back.. boxes are nothing new to them.

 

Cubby was having a harder time with the idea of actually getting into the box.

 

He absolutely can, I think he just wanted to save his energy for napping.

 

Willow tried all the boxes on for size..

 

She picked a winner.

 

Sebby liked her choice as well.

 

Cubby liked Sebbys choice.

 

After awhile I believe Sebby and Cubby started having a conversation about how boxes have changed since they were young. 

Willow was trying to relive her youth by attempting to fit into a smaller box. 

All in all a good time was had. 

Next year I will plan ahead... there seemed to be a shortage of boxes today... 

I think a box castle is in order for next year. 

Maybe a box tunnel. 

I will keep these boxes and add to them for the next few days... maybe make a fort.. forts are fun.